Teach your cat about quantum entanglement
2023-07-17
Their bodies don't know what to do. Neither does their mind, to tell you the truth. Cats react to the world around them in strange and unpredictable ways. Tiotal cats are constantly having catageddon in their heads, trying to figure out why their lives have gotten so weird, and trying...
King Trash Owl
2023-07-17
I never thought I would be attacked by an owl while I was digging through the trash. But there I was, in the dark, protecting my children from any further attack by this big, bony beast. I had a huge stick that I kept in the Jeep to poke the...
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups
2023-07-17
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups, a cookbook for inspired chefs and party planners. You’ve probably had fish made in a microwave oven before. If you grew up on a tropical island or in the deep south of the US, the traditional method of preparing fish was by making...
Sarah's Knees
2023-07-17
McDreamy From the second Michelle "Mrs. Anderson" Barnes said, "Yes," I knew this was going to be the most obvious girl and boy name ever. Sarah is a very classic name with many different meanings in many different languages. It's a name that not only stands out on your child's...
How to hotwire nuclear submarines for dummies
2023-07-17
The navy has a handful of nuclear-powered attack subs – each carrying six ballistic missiles with a strike radius of 500 miles – under a separate program designed to add a fleet of submersibles armed with the US Navy's new homing missiles, the hogie. This design of missile was designed...
Meadowlark singing against the house
2023-07-17
The sounds of Old Tom slowly dying on the front porch, and bits of rusty tin fell from the collapsing porch roof into the yard, rolling down the hill and splashing in a pond. For some reason, in all this, the crows were silent, as if they were all dead,...
The wombat screams at midnight
2023-07-17
The wombat screams at midnight and then falls off his perch. He doesn't really move after that and I don't see him again, although apparently some people did. Apparently we were in the right place, and just weren't able to see the right things to see the ghost. As I...
My, myself, and I, and my pet turtle
2023-07-17
So now, all we have to do is get something resembling good insurance, and then we can open our tortoise adoption center. Because, yes, that is something I need to do, too. In that time, I have learned many things about all that is involved with living in and running...